Contest Winners and Cage Match and More!

March 1st, 2012

Had a couple o’ contests end on Feb. 29, so here are the winners:

Two random winners from Crossing the Streams, chosen by Random.org, who get their choice of a signed copy of HOUNDED, HEXED, or HAMMERED:

#139 Steve Drew, and #15 Jann! Congratulations! Please contact me with your mailing addresses and which book you’d like so I can sign ‘em for you. Just email me using kevin at kevinhearne dot com. The big, overall winner of the contest, who will get a book from every author involved, was a fella who had entered author Jon Sprunk’s contest. What we did was put every author’s entries in a big ol’ spreadsheet—I hear there were 1,359 entries total—and then we did a Random.org drawing for that too, and that number corresponded to Jon’s fourth entrant.  Thanks to everyone who entered, and I hope you learned about a couple of other neato authors in the process!

The other contest I ran was the Sausage Fest, and WOW it was so awesome! Thanks to everyone who sent in pictures of their big, fat, juicy sausages! Heh! (If you’re thinking I held the contest just so I could say that at the end, well, you’d be partially right, because I’m still dealing with maturity issues.) If you haven’t swung by my Facebook page and checked out the Sausage Fest album, please do—it looks like a cookbook—I swear it’s safe for work, despite what your dirty mind might be thinking. :) Winners of the Sausage Fest contest get a Sausage Fest poster, a T-shirt in their size, a Sausage Fest pint glass, and a signed, early copy of TRICKED (when I get my copies in April). One winner was to be picked randomly, and one was to be picked by me for being awesome. There were 74 entries, numbered by Facebook in the order I uploaded them, so that’s the number I used for Random.org.

The random winner was #37, Penny Dreadfulle! Congrats! Email me your address and your shirt size when you get a chance! Use kevin at kevinhearne dot com.

Picking a winner based on Awesome was extraordinarily difficult. There was so much Awesome there. Serious, Food-network type stuff that belongs on Iron Chef or something. And then super cute stuff with DOGGIES in it, and flowers, and exotic liqueurs that I can’t pronounce, and one with this really disturbing bloody glove in the background that kind of photobombed the picture.  And I loved the grill pictures—made me want to crack open a cold one and get grillin’ too.

In the end, I chose a beautiful looking plate of bangers n’ mash with a glass of Tullamore Dew, an Irish Setter, and the skull of something odd looking on. I’d love to show it to you, but after a frustrating half hour of battling WordPress, it simply doesn’t want to load here. Facebook had no problem with it, though—see it there! Congratulations to Shawn Kuplin, the other winner! You really need to see the skull. It has ram horns, vampire fangs, and an impossibly pink tongue that somehow did not melt away like the rest of the flesh. :)

OTHER NEWS: SUVUDU CAGE MATCH!

Atticus O’Sullivan is in Suvudu’s Cage Match this year! If you aren’t familiar with it, Suvudu devises a tournament bracket each year in which fictional characters fight to the DEATH—but who wins is determined by fans voting. I am of the completely biased opinion that Atticus should win the whole thing. But he won’t without your help! The Cage Match begins on Monday, but Atticus has his first fight on Tuesday.

Let’s think about it, though: Atticus is immune to magic. He has a sword that can cut through any armor—even a dragon’s. He doesn’t tire, and he has more than two thousand years’ experience in martial arts. He can move at superhuman speed, reach for superhuman strength…and he can heal. He’s brought down gods and survived having sex with the Morrigan. Why wouldn’t he win? :) Anyway, I’d greatly appreciate your support in the Cage Match. It’s a ton of fun, geeking out over all these characters and figuring out who would beat who. Just head over to Suvudu.com on Monday. It’s safe for work. I promise. :)

OTHER, OTHER NEWS: THE OMNIBUS!

On March 5—also Monday!—Del Rey is releasing a 3-book omnibus of the Iron Druid Chronicles thus far. It’s e-book only, so it’s available on Nook, Kindle, or whatever you use. Buying the books separately, you’d pay $23.97. Buy them together in this edition and it’s only $19.99! It includes two bonus short stories, “Clan Rathskeller” and “Kaibab Unbound,” plus the first chapter of TRICKED, which you might have noticed hasn’t appeared anywhere else. If you have friends/family/significant others or nice people you met in the coffee shop who haven’t read the series yet, this is a golden opportunity to get them started! Plus you can steal their reader for a few minutes and read the first chapter of TRICKED! As you may imagine, it’s available for pre-order now and will download automatically for you/your friends/surprisingly literate iguana.

Ready for a teaser of TRICKED? Here’s the first line:

“The best trick I ever pulled off was watching myself die.”

Hee! A reminder that if you pre-order TRICKED from The Poisoned Pen, you’ll get a signed copy—and they ship internationally! (Scroll down the page a bit on the link, you’ll see my stuff.) If you want me to personalize it, they have a field in the checkout procedure called “Instructions.” Type what you want in there and it’ll happen. :)

TUCSON FESTIVAL OF BOOKS!

If you’re going on March 10, I’ll be there for two panel thingies and a signing at 3 pm at The Poisoned Pen booth with Cherie Priest and Sam Sykes! Hope to see you there!

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IDC Card Game

February 25th, 2012

Last year when I was between contracts, I had some time on my hands and lots of creative energy. One day I had a major geekout and designed most of a card game along with my buddy Alan. We based it off the first two books only. Then I forgot about it for ten freakin’ months because I got a new contract and had a book to write.

While rummaging around in my files recently, I ran across the game and decided to finish designing it so that my time from ten months ago wouldn’t be wasted.  Now you can download it for free, mess around, and see if it’s any fun. If you’re so inclined, you can send me some feedback, help me tighten it up, and if people dig it, then maybe we can get some real cards printed up with some original art. (Right now the art is extremely temporary.)

The cards are on five PDF files; the files are standard 81/2 x 11″ paper. You’ll need to print only one copy of sheet #1, but most likely you’ll need 4 copies each of sheets 2-5. There’s also a set of instructions as a Word file. You’ll probably need some dice handy, and some scissors to cut out your makeshift cards. If you wanted to get all fancy, you could print them out on cardstock.

PLAYTESTING & FEEDBACK

If you’d like to just play, go ahead! Please do! If you’d like to contribute a bit to improving the game and leave me some feedback, there’s a spiffy way to do it. Follow this link to The Ranting Dragon forums, read what you see there, and join the site. If you’ve never been to The Ranting Dragon, it’s seriously one of the best SF/F review sites out there. Worth joining and jabbering along with people. Once you’re signed up there, you can leave me your suggestions, and that’s where I’ll post updates on new versions, etc.

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

I’m not a professional game designer. I like beer and dogs and writing stories, so if I’ve made some really stupid mistakes, you can blame it on one of those. Also, Alan and I tried really hard to keep this first version confined to the creatures, gods, and events of HOUNDED and HEXED. If there is sufficient interest, we’ll expand the game with cards from HAMMERED, but for now, try to keep suggestions for new cards and mechanics to things that happened in the first two books. The files are below! I really do hope you have a great time with them!

GAME FILES

IDC Card Sheet 1
IDC card sheet 4
IDC Cards Sheet 5
IDC card game rules 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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The Hounded Read-Along!

February 16th, 2012

Lots of you have already read HOUNDED, but this is too cool—it’s actually something I haven’t seen before. Five bloggers are hosting a read-along (or a re-read) in advance of TRICKED coming out in April. If you’re a book blogger, then you can win some spiffy prizes by participating, and if you’re not, well then, you can enjoy the discussion and the questions each week as you read along! Also, you can send in questions for me to the hosting bloggers—all of whom are super cool, by the way—and I’ll do my best to get ‘em answered for you in an interview post going up on April 6.

But wait, time out: LOOK AT THE PUPPY! He deserves a treat!

Okay—the precise way it works is best explained at the blogging sites themselves. I’m going to send you over to super-spiffy Felicia Sparks at The Geeky Blogger’s Book Blog to get you started. If you’ve been thinking about dragging your friends into my mashup of mythology and sausage jokes, now’s a great time to do it! And if you’ve been thinking about starting a book blog, well, here’s a cool little thingie to get you going! I mean, LOOKIT! There’s a graphic you can use with a doggie on it and everything!

In other news: You can ask me stuff on this site called VYou and I will record a video answer in my Diamondbacks hat. You might want to check out some of the answers I’ve already recorded. You just click on the question and then my video response will play in the window on the right hand side. If you don’t click on a question you’ll have to endure an endless loop of me waving at you. You can ask questions at the bottom; signing up is easy and surprisingly non-invasive. And I’ll tell ya right now, this beats the heck out of the old days. Remember when you had to send letters to the publisher and hope the letter would someday get to the author and you’d probably never, ever get an answer? Now you can get a personalized video response! From me, anyway. :)

Also: I made a new Iron Druid wallpaper in honor of Ratatosk (below). Please feel free to use. I only made it 1440 x 900 pixels, but I hope you can make it work for you. Cheers!

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Atticus needs your art for the CAGE MATCH!

February 13th, 2012

Hey everybody,

If you’re an artistic sort or know someone who is, here’s an opportunity for you (or them) to get some serious bandwidth. Del Rey (my publisher) has this fun little contest every year on their site, Suvudu.com, called the Cage Match. Basically, SF/F characters go head to head and fans get to vote on who would win. ATTICUS IS IN IT THIS YEAR!

This portrait of Atticus was submitted by Robert H—but not in the Cage Match contest. We need stuff like this!

Along with these matchups we get some art, and in the past this art has sorta been snagged from old cover art and smooshed to fit. Del Rey would like to make it full of awesome this year.

There are 64 characters (DID I MENTION ATTICUS WAS ONE OF THEM?) and you can enter for every character if you want. If your art is the “bestest” for any given character, then Suvudu will use it for the Cage Match and link back to your deviantArt profile, sending you lots n’ lots of traffic. Suvudu gets 150K views a month, but during the Cage Match it’s more like 250K. Heck, let’s round up and call it a bajillion. That means you’ll get people dropping by your profile to say “UR SO RAD!” and “CAN I HAVE UR BABEH? NEED UR ART GENES.”

Here’s the link with all the details, including a list of the 64 characters (OF WHICH ATTICUS IS ONE) and how to enter and so on. Atticus needs your art! And when the Cage Match starts, he’ll need your vote to win the whole thing! The Cage Match begins March 5! Hope you’ll join in the fun!

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Sausage Fest Contest!

February 9th, 2012

I do stuff when I feel like it. Usually I feel like it when I have reached an arbitrary number of readers going clickity-click on social media sites. I have 3,000 Likes on Facebook (thanks to Mindi and Pete Young!) and 1,692 birdies on Twitter. Those look like good numbers to me. So I should do some stuff! Or rather, give stuff away!

Here is the stuff I’m giving away to two Sausage Fest Contest winners: 1) A Sausage Fest pint glass 2) A Sausage Fest T-shirt in your size 3) A signed Sausage Fest poster and 4) An early, signed author’s copy of TRICKED. Aw yeah!

Wanna know why this is the best contest EVAR? It’s because you get to EAT YOUR ENTRY—after you take a picture of it. If you think about it, you really can’t lose! You get tasty nom noms and you might also win bonus book-related stuff from that Kevin guy. Best. Contest. EVAR.

So here’s how you enter: Cook something tasty with sausage in it, take a digital picture, and then email it to me with a caption. The caption should include a luxuriously written description of the food pictured, followed by your name. You can use a fake secret agent name if you want. I’ll post all entries into a gallery on my author Facebook page. It should look nummy like this:

The Iron Druid Breakfast consists of a succulent cheese and chive omelet, toast with orange marmalade, and three juicy maple sausage links. Tabasco spices up the omelet and coffee washes it down. Submitted by Kevin Hearne, Nerfherder.

One person will win in a Random.Org drawing, so you don’t necessarily have to be a great chef or anything. You could give me a sad picture of biscuits and gravy with one nugget of sausage in it and still potentially win. But one person will win because that person is frickin’ awesome. They’ll make a beautiful dish, take a beautiful picture, and write an amazing caption. And everyone will salivate.

I suggest that the sausage be plainly visible in the picture. Don’t just take a picture of a bun and some lettuce and tell me there’s a patty hidden underneath. We are celebrating sausage in all its tubular, greasy glory. It should be the focus! And yes, soy/tofu sausage is perfectly acceptable. We just won’t tell Oberon.

Also consider composition. Will there be drinks? Will there be origami? Dogs photobombing? Will there be playful visual double entendres?

Mostly I want you to have fun and enjoy entering. I hope you’ll experiment and create something tasty for yourself and the family. Become a gourmet foodie for a while. Life’s too short not to do something like this once in a while, you know?

Okay, let’s give this until February 29. That way you have a couple of weekends to work with. Please email entries to kevin @ kevinhearne.com. Have fun!!!

Oh, one more thing: I don’t have my author copies yet and probably won’t get them until April, so you’ll still have to wait until April to find out what happened to the widow and if Leif is going to make it…you just won’t have to wait until April 24. :)

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Crossing the Streams

February 1st, 2012

Hello, Spiffy Person! I know that Egon said Crossing the Streams would be very bad, but this is different. This is very good. “Crossing the Streams” is a gnarly multi-author book giveaway! And it’s international!

I, and over a dozen other speculative fiction writers–mostly novelists, but some comic writers as well–have thrown in together to create something lovely for you.

Here’s how it works:

Each individual author involved is running a contest on his/her own site. The specific details vary from author to author; the contest I run on my site might be very different than the one on Ari Marmells’s site, or Paul Kemp’s site.

However, each contest has a few details in common. Specifically, each of us will select two winners from the contest on our own site. Each of those winners will receive one signed book, free, from the author whose contest they won. So, for instance, if you win here, you’ll win one of my books. If you win on Paul’s site, you’ll win one of his, etc.

But… that’s not the big prize. Once the contests have ended, all the authors involved will get together and choose one single “super-winner” from all the entries on all our sites combined. This one lucky individual will receive a signed book, free, from each and every one of the authors involved.

Yep. Somebody out there’s going to win over a dozen free books.

You can only enter each author’s contest once, but you may enter multiple contests. So you could enter here, on Matt’s site, on Jason’s site, etc. Heck, you can enter on everyone’s site, if you want. (And even if you aren’t selected as the “super winner,” you might win more than one of the individual contests. You never know.)

You can find a complete list of the authors involved, as well as links to their sites, below. But first…

How to Enter Mah Contest

Again, these are just the rules for my contest. The rules for entry on other authors’ sites might be very different.

But for me, it’s really simple. Leave a comment (and NO ectoplasmic discharge) about your favorite Ghostbuster or your favorite quote from any of the Ghostbuster movies.

I will select two winners using Random.org. And of course, everyone who enters is also in the running for the random “super-winner” selection.

Entries must be received between February 1st and February 29th, 2012.

Easier than tying your shoes, my friends!

Prizes: My two winners, and the super-winner, may choose any one of the following prizes.

A signed copy of: 

Hounded
Hexed
Hammered
Tricked (this one will get shipped after its release date of April 24)

The Rest of the Gang

As I said, there’s over a dozen of us involved in this. You can find names and links below. Please click and enter and noodle around their sites a bit. You might find you want to buy some o’ their stuff, and if you went ahead and did it then we’d feel like savvy marketers and give one another cookies. I’m in this for the cookies, see. :)

I wish you the best of luck and sincerely hope you’ll find some new authors to appreciate!

Ari Marmell
Aaron Rosenberg
Marsheila (Marcy) Rockwell
Nathan Long
Scott Oden
Joshua Palmatier/Benjamin Tate
Matt Forbeck
Jason Bradley Thompson
Elaine Cunningham
Paul S. Kemp
Eugie Foster
Keith Baker
Jon Sprunk
Steve Savile
Howard Andrew Jones

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SuperBigMegaFunHappy Deal

January 25th, 2012

Haven’t written an update in a while…suppose I should do that. I’ve been putting it off because some things are on the distant horizon, but I suppose some are close enough that I can mention now.

The first bit of news is that Del Rey has put together a pretty spiffy package to lure new readers: all three Iron Druid books, plus the bonus short stories and a preview of TRICKED, together for $19.99! So yeah. $4 off the regular price plus extra goodies! You could buy like a half a Starbucks with the savings! This is coming out March 5, but you could pre-order now or begin your long campaign to convince your friends to buy it. If you’re bold, maybe even a bit saucy, you can simply confiscate their e-reader and purchase it for them when they’re not looking. Heh!

Here’s the link for Nook and here’s the link for Kindle. The descriptive sales copy amuses me to no end. I swear I didn’t write it, but I do confess to approving it. A corollary to “If someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” would be “If someone describes you as a god, you go ahead and LET THEM!” Also, I learned from the copy that my imagination smashes things. My imagination is the Incredible Hulk. Or the honey badger. It just doesn’t care. I need to buy a beer for whoever wrote that.

Other stuff: I finished an Iron Druid novella called THE GRIMOIRE OF THE LAMB and my editors have it. Set four years before the events of HOUNDED, Atticus and Oberon have a harrowing adventure in Egypt, running into Bast and a priest of Sobek with OCD. I still don’t have a release date for it yet, but I’ll share as soon as I know. What I do know at this point is that it will be digital only, not print. Why? Because it’s easy and there’s very little risk to the publisher. As soon as you talk print, you’re not only talking about paper and ink, you’re talking warehousing and distribution and returns and so on. And the market for printed short fiction outside of anthologies is pretty wee. One thing that e-readers have done is make short fiction viable again, and I, for one, am glad. I have three other Iron Druid stories in various stages of completion, and if it weren’t for the digital platform, I wouldn’t even be thinking about them.

At the end of this month—not so far away—I’ll be having a contest thingie. It’s an international one, which I don’t often do, and it’s also in conjunction with, um…twelve other authors? Thirteen? More than I can count, clearly. The idea is that you’ll get introduced to a bunch of authors you may not have heard of, and the fans of those authors will get introduced to me. It’ll be on throughout the month o’ February, so check back soonish.

Hope you’re well and warm and fuzzy.
—Kevin

 

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Still Life with Badass & Beer #3

January 7th, 2012

Today we have a very special beer to pour into a very special glass. The beer is “imported from Vermont,” which makes it sound exotic somehow. (Hear that, everybody in Vermont? Your neighborhood is exotic.) The brewer of Hill Farmstead Anna—Shaun Hill—is something of a world-renowned chap who lives in the exotic realm of northeast Vermont. Anna is a honey saison brew that I can’t wait to try. Hill Farmstead crafts many small-batch, interesting beers. Thoughtful ones, too, like Phenomenology of Spirit.

The glass into which I shall pour the honey saison is emblazoned with the logo for Atticus & Oberon’s Sausage Fest. I’ve received many requests to sell these, and after looking a wee bit into setting up something on my website, it appears that it will take far more of my time and energy than I can afford. Instead, I’ll set up a shop with Cafe Press, so you can put the Sausage Fest on a shirt or hat, glass or shooter, whatever you’d like, and they’ll handle all the shipping and stuff and I can concentrate on writing.

Who’s the badass? Why, that’s a Pureblood Warpwolf howlin’ for some honey saison. He’s got a Death Howler spray attack and has an animus that allows you to ignore enemy defensive buffs. Whoa. It just got awful nerdy awful fast, didn’t it?

Hope your holidays were filled with warm fuzzies and that your new year will be full of trips to exotic locales like Vermont!

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TRICKED cover

December 19th, 2011

Oh, my. Cover artist Gene Mollica has surpassed himself. This is so badass! Behold:

WOOOO! No hidden face. No glaring off-camera. Just straight up I’m-gonna-liquidate-your-401K! I love it!

Apart from Gene’s masterful work, huge kudos also to my editor, Tricia Pasternak, and Dave Stevenson, the designer, for their vital contributions. (For the official cover reveal at Suvudu and to see what Tricia has to say about it, I direct thee there.) I really appreciate them consulting me along the way and tweaking this until I was happy. And they also said it was okay for me to make a wallpaper for your desktop to give everyone around you a shiver of awesomeness! The wallpaper is cropped a smidge wider and you can see more of the beautiful knotwork of Atticus’s binding:

1440 x 700

1920 x 1080

Tricia and Dave wanted to give books 4-6 their own look, slightly different from the first three, and so they started by asking me two questions: What would be a good setting for book four’s cover? What does Atticus’s magic look like?

Much of the book takes place in the Navajo Nation, which is a large chunk of northeastern Arizona, as well as bits of Utah, Colorado, and New Mexico. I’d made a scouting trip up there in order to write the book, and I still had some pictures on me. Tyende Mesa, which is located about ten miles or so southwest of Kayenta, has about five or six buttes jutting up from it—very distinctive. I sent them this picture of two of the buttes:

If you look on the cover right behind the blurb from SFF World (really nice of them to say, by the way) you’ll see the silhouette of these buttes. Gene actually used the picture! Woohoo! I also sent them a suggestion for layout because I’m a nerd like that and I like to draw a wee bit. There’s a passage in the book where Atticus and Oberon are tracking something near those buttes, so I thought that would make an interesting tableau. I sent them this sketch:

They chose a much more dramatic pose, of course (and thank goodness!), and I’m told Oberon might make an appearance on the back cover (I’m crossing my fingers), but Gene kept the buttes and also the tracks. They cropped the tracks out of the cover, and I had to crop them out for the wallpaper too, but they’re in the full illustration so I went ahead and geeked out about that.

As far as what Druidic binding looks like, I referred them to the way Atticus describes it to Granuaile in HEXED. In our normal vision we’d see nothing, but in the magical spectrum we’d see Atticus outlined in a soft white glow and then his bindings are seen as Celtic knotwork of various patterns, depending on the binding. I said these would originate from his hand and take shape from there, and wow, I’m still grinning at what a fantastic job Gene did with that! I hope you like it as much as I do! I love it!

And I suppose I should mention that TRICKED is now available for pre-order at your Indie bookstore, as well as B & N and Amazon and wherever else you buy books, and pre-ordering is one of the nicest things you can do for an author. It makes a difference!

Very happy holidays to you from me, and a Happy Solstice from Atticus!

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Tobacco-Infused Tequila Hot Chocolate

December 10th, 2011

For my birthday, I went up to a cabin in the woods with no cable and no internet. This was in Pine, Arizona, where there are many pine trees, as one might imagine. There was plenty o’ snow on the ground too. ‘Twas chilly.

I went up there with The Confederacy of Nerds because we like to escape the Man once in awhile—who wants us to be normal and not so unbalanced—and really get our geek on.

Tooth got us started in sterling fashion: “There might be no Internet, but there’s a good phone signal. I’m pulling down four megs on my 3G out here,” he said. “Fuck it, I’m streaming Netflix.” He pulled an adapter out of his ass and hooked his cell phone up to the TV so we could have Star Trek and Lord of the Rings playing in the background while we geeked out on other stuff. I didn’t even know this was possible. Perhaps most astonishingly, he did all this while wearing an orange sweater. I swear I’m not making that up.

The O’Bryans taught Kasian and Tooth the basics of Warmachine using a couple of army starter packs, and I watched because the mechanics are slightly different—and a bit easier, I think—than those for Hordes. But the models, in my opinion, aren’t quite as cool. I’m not into machines and armor so much—I prefer the organic stuff in Hordes much more. But I can see the appeal of Warmachine.

So then Kasian was like, “I want to try this recipe for Tobacco-Infused Tequila Hot Chocolate,” and we were like, “You’re bullshitting us,” and he was like, “Yeah,” because usually he is, but then he realized he wasn’t, and said, “I mean, no.”

It was AMAZING. But it’s not something you pop in the microwave. It takes a while. But it was probably the most awesomely complex-tasting drink I’ve ever had. Here’s the recipe Kasian found on the Internet. There’s even a helpful video thingie. Kasian used an even different method than the chef dude described to infuse the milk with tobacco: He lit the cigar in the aluminum foil boat, then floated it on top of the milk, and then closed the lid on a large saucepan. We used an eight-dollar Monte Cristo. Here’s wee picture of the aftermath:

We weren't sure the tequila and the cigar were edgy enough, so we put a knife in there too. Now it's really edgy.

So here’s what happens when you take a sip: first you taste the chocolate—that sweet, rich chocolate that never comes out of a mix; then, as it hits the back of your throat, the Patron Silver says, “Hola, Amigo. You are the most interesting man in the world.” You swallow and exhale, and then you taste and smell the cigar smoke and the Fernet-Branca liqueur. It’s incredible. If you have the time to give this a try, I recommend it!

What’s the coolest, most incredible doodad you’ve ever eaten? Or drank?

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